Lotta feedback on the last post.
I appreciate it all, even the ones calling for my death. At least you're paying attention.
Anyway, if my internet persona doesn't disgust you enough, you can get up close and personal
LIVE, THIS THURSDAY AT NY COMEDY CLUB!
WHERE: NY COMEDY CLUB- 24 BTWN 2 AND 3
WHEN: THURSDAY, 6/23 DOORS OPEN @ 9 PM
WHY: TO VALIDATE MYSELF AS AN ARTIST.
I think it's 10 bucks. come.
Brentwood here - Let me give you a couple of good one liners you can do at your act that nobody has done before, feel free to google it to verify.
ReplyDelete"What do blind guys visualize when they masturbate?"
Speaking of disabled and being unlucky, did you hear about the 21 year old Amish man in Indiana that got arrested for sexting a 12 year old girl?
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/06/21/indiana.amish.sexting.arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
I didn't know the Amish can get arrested for having a cell phone....what a strict religion! Seriously though, didn't know 'wood' can transmit frequency.
Speaking of complicated visuals relating to masturbating, must be tough to be a deaf kid too and wanting to masturbate"...pause...emulate masturbating....do older woman's voice,
"Evan, Evan, do you want some dessert dear....Evan...oh dear...he's at it again"
Maybe its just part of their gig, who knows?
Now if you're deaf and blind, then you have a free hall-pass to masturbate anywhere, well not in the hallway at school or anything you sick perverted fucks, in their house and who knows what pops into their minds in this case.
Would you rather be Amish or deaf and blind? Both have dark despair of opportunity......