Because sometimes Sporcle is too hard...
My playing of The Vagina Game can be traced to my summers at Camp Poyntelle.
The 10 p.m. curfew or "Lights Out" mandate had no bearing on my 11-year-old cronies and I.
We would often stay up until the wee hours regaling each other with rounds of the diversion.
Then the next summer we started getting body hair and erections..and suddenly everyone wanted to go raid the girls' bunks or learn how to jerk off and just playing The Vagina Game all night wasn't the cool thing to do any more....*sigh*
But I digress...
Anyways, the guidelines are pretty simple.
1. Take any movie, television, video game or song title and remove it's most important noun, replacing it with the word vagina.
2. Enjoy the hilarity that the new title yields.
If you're anything like me (See: an asshole), you and your buddies will love taking turns dishing out the new names for hours...
The best titles are the long, descriptive ones.
A Few Good Vaginas
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Vaginas
Honey, I Shrunk the Vagina
"You did? Well, I guess it will make your dick look bigger!"
And the laughter ensues.
Of course, there will always be one ignoramus in your party that just won't be able to hack it.
He will probably attempt to clarify his submissions, quite unnecessarily, much to the chagrin of the other players.
Retard: I got one! The Vaginas
You and the others: ...
Retard: You know, like The Simpsons
You: I don't think you're getting it, it needs to change the meaning of the title.
Retard: Oh, okay....how about..The Vagina Mile...like the G--
You: Everyone knows The Green Vagina is a lot funnier.
The Vagina Game can be extended to pretty much any unsavory term...
Aborted Babies of the Caribbean
Warning: Refrain from playing it with the N-word, no matter how amusing you think it may be.
Unless of course, you yourself are black, or you are with an African-American friend who approves and is participating.
Otherwise, it could turn into a pretty ugly situation if a passerby hears you. Even if it is a really, really, good one.