But I began as a blogger and I'll end as a blogger.
Here's a little game I picked up from Friedman and Helfer.
Next time you get in the car with your boy,
(assuming that he has a fine interior package like most people we know do, no romo)
see if you can turn on his seat warmer without him noticing.
There is something fascinating about watching someone sense an irregulairty that he can't quite put his finger on.
Specifically when said irregularity involves a strange warming sensation of the tushy.
Most of the time the victim will not mention the odd occurence. But you can see it in his face- the confusion, the horror.
Most fun on a hot day
Certainly he will not suspect you, his loyal companion, of engaging the flame underneath his asshole.
The game works best when you are the passenger. I have warmed a distracted man's ass 4 to 5 times in one ride without accusation.
God I hope someone doesn't use that last sentence against me.
This also works with females. But we all know it is illegal for women to drive.
Also- here is the link to the mp3 of Nassau State of Mind
http://www.zshare.net/audio/793513549b9fc0f5/
