SeeThroughNY

In the continuing quest in increase transparency in government, The Empire Center For New York State Policy has created SeeThroughNY, a search engine to view public payrolls, contracts and expenditures for all of New York. Clearly, this site exists for one sole reason:

TO FUCK WITH HIGH SCHOOL TEACHERS

I may be too old for this, but younger readers, GO FORTH! THINK OF THE IMPLICATIONS!

"Well, Ms. Armstrong, I would answer finish that problem on the board but in 2009 you cleared $110,968 + Oxford health Benefits...so why don't you waddle your fat ass up there and earn your keep, hmm?"

Oh man, I'd go back to high school for two reasons only

1. To seduce my principal and bend her over her desk ( Hey, it's only fair. I did get my ass beat on campus under her watch, remember?)

2. To determine just how in the fuck my gym teacher almost makes 150K, he didn't even let us play dodgeball

Galifianakis is a funny motherfucker