More like "Hands on my Dick'...i mean your hands, not mi- whatever....

I get frustrated by women.

Not "I Can Transform Ya Face" frustrated, but bitches be annoyin me sometimes, yo.

Maybe it's because when I finally got my crush to dance with me during the last song of 5th Grade Graduation, she made me split it with fucking Mitchell Dank. I spent the rest of the "Thong Song" crying in the bathroom.

Perhaps it's because when I jokingly told a lady friend that she was using her of boyfriend of three years for his money, rather than affirming that she truly loved the kid, she incredulously replied "ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M MUCH WEALTHEIR THAN HIM!"

Clearly, I don't completely understand women.

I don't think they understand me.

Maybe because I scream at them in Farsi while foaming at the mouth.

Regardless, here is one of many little infractions that girls love to do.

It makes my eyelids twitch with uncontrollable rage.


The Hand-on-the-Hips picture

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME? WHAT IS WITH THE HAND ON THE HIPS POSE?

Or as I like to call it, the "Dumb Bitch Book Shelf".

The hand-on-the-hip gesture annoys me because it conveys some kind of pseudo-sassy vibe, like a  cheddary sitcom promo:

"Watch out cuntlips, I've got attitude!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

You wanna stand out in a mobile upload? PULL A TITTY OUT OR SOMETHING! (No, Not you , Mom..or Grandma).

It doesn't make that sausage arm look any skinnier ladies, it makes you look like a doucher.

The whole act of posing is just so contrived. I mean, you never see guys throwing up peace signs or making kissy faces just because someone's holding up a camera, right?........Fuck.