I'm not that old...only 20.
I'll be 21 soon.
We all know what I can do when I turn 21...
I can celebrate the eighth anniversary of getting piss-drunk and trying to fuck my couch cushions.
Because let's face it:
We all have done things before we've suppose to do it.
We've all seen an R-rated movie before we we're 17.
We've all drank a beer before we're 21.
Some of us
*points to Napoleon Dynamite-looking kid in crowd*
well not you, BUT SOME OF US HAVE EVEN HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS BEFORE THE SUPPOSED AGE OF CONSENT!
*back to chicken-featured audience member* trust me kid it's not all it's cracked up to be.
but yes, SOME OF US HAVE HAD SEX BEFORE WE'RE 16
AND IT'S OKAY
.......Shit, When I was 12 I sucked Michale Jackson's cock and I'm fine.
......Miss him though.
(I'll be performing in NYC over winter break and Miami when I feel like it)