before I begin let me address the anonymous post comment-ers who leave such gems like:
"UR ALWAYZ SO NEGATIVE IN UR POSTS"
or
"YUR SUCH A HYPOCRITE U DO THE EXACT SAME THING, I SAW U AT A PARTY U ACTULLY HAVE A BLACKBERRY!!!"
or
"UR UGLY AND U HAVE A SPACE IN UR TEETH!!! LMFAO!!! OWNED!!! RICK ROLL'D!!!!"
I'll answer you once, and once only...Yes, I know. But it's my site-blog-soapbox, and I'll do as I please....even if that means blog naked while taking a shit by making a makeshift desk for the computer on my hamper, in front of the toilet
NOT THAT I'D EVER FUCKING DO THAT I'M JUST SAYINNNNN'
OK
ONTO MY ANNOYANCES
I'll be doing them this week, they may be a little reminiscent of previous posts, but that is because they haven't been eradicated from my life. Not until the 2012 Genocide...gonna be sick, say my name at the door.
ANNOYANCE # 1
BBM statuses:
"NYC" "Hamptons" "ON MY YACHT WHILE BLOWING COKE OFF A SMALL FILIPINO BOY'S ASS WHOSE JOB DESCRIPTION IS SIMPLY THAT, HE ALSO GETS 401 K BENEFITS AND THE OCCASIONAL BRUT ROSE` BUBBLE BATH"
I understand the BBM status if you're, let's say, at your grandfather's funeral and for that given two hour allotment, discussing last week's Entourage through voicenotes is not the top priority.
or maybe you're away for a week and maybe, JUST MAYBE, you don't want to be bothered on a vacation with details from back home.
" Thank you for letting me know Matt funneled the most Coors Lights, but I'm gonna try and enjoy staring into the ocean and forgetting that Kim Jong Il can push a button and vaporize my family just because his pancreatic cancer is acting up"
My main beef is that these statuses are only things you want other people to know about and shake their fist at the heavens and say "WHY, WHY CAN'T I BE AT TENJUNE TONIGHT??"
it's not like I've seen "at the Orthodontist" or " clipping coupons" affixed after people's BlackBerry names, for some reason these activities are deemed too mundane to be broadcasted on the 3G or Edge network.
Sometimes I like to throw curveballs out there and see if anyone picks up...my bbm status, or glorified AIM away message will be like
Krum-TAKING A BIG SHIT. I MEAN BIG.
OR
Krumlifedotcom- Aushwitz tn.
it's these attacks on the establishment that hinders me from being a functional member of society.
