"ARE YOU GONNA PUT THIS ON YOUR BLOG???"
Time and time again (and time after time...i see you Cyndi Lauper) I am asked that question:
a) At a party when something remotely amusing happens that briefly takes my mind off the fact that one day I WILL DIE AND CEASE TO EXIST AND SPEND ETERNITY IN INFINITE BLACKNESS
b) After a girl senses I am visibly disgusted with some statement she just made (for example: Westhampton? more like Worsthampton!!) and fears her deluded sterling reputation will be tarnished by the click of a mouse (are these jewelry references doing anything for you?)
c) After something personal and/or embarrassing happens to me that I clearly wouldn't want anyone knowing, much less the virtual Bridge and Tunnel community jerking off to (with a hint of south Florida and LA, of course)
this question is always met with a resounding:
"NO YOU FUCKING FUCK, SHUT THE FUCK UP.......FUCK!"
My Rabbi was a little offended at my response, but i suspect he's been embezzling into the Purim Carnival funds for years....
However, after some name changes, creative editing to make the dialogue snappier, and a little bit of magic the answer is:
" Why yes, of course it is, I can't play sports or inside trade stocks, I gotta get rich/famous somehow"
So for the last time, After I tell you it won't and you see that twinkle in my eye and slight bulge in my pants, you will know everything is fair game at Krumlife
I'll recap my July 4th in the Hamptons tomorrow you fucking OJ and the Juicemen.....
I'm goin to sleep. Deader than Steve McNair, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcette, Billy Mays, phones other than a BlackBerry etc.
WHAT IS GOING ON