Michael Moments

Chris Rock, Jacksons "Gone Crazy"


The Simpsons, "Stark Raving Dad"




South Park, "Meet the Jeffersons"

funny things said this weekend by my parents

(My dad and I are laying on the bed as my dad channel surfs, my mom is in the bathroom adjacent to us)
Mom: *SNEEZES* ACHOO!
Dad: bless you
Mom: *SNEEZES* ACHOO!
Dad: bless you
Mom: *YOU GET THE IDEA* ACHOO!
Dad: ..........that's enough.


(On the car ride home from dinner, "Thriller" is playing)
Dad: Oh, Michael, I'm gonna miss that schvartzah
Me: Do you think black people know what schvartzah means?
Mom (in the backseat, as per usual): Of course they do...for years now I'm sure...thats like asking if goyim know what a shicksa is


(Billie Jean playing in the background)
Dad: This was about Billie Jean King, right?