1997- MRS. ABRAMSON'S 2ND GRADE CLASS, SEARINGTOWN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
*the young students sit in a semi-circle on a burgundy rug as the teacher reclines in a rocking chair reading from a story book*
Mrs. Abramson: "And so class, the young deer lay down in his warm bed and" *EVAN SNICKERS* "went to sleep where" *EVAN CHORTLES AND LETS OUT A LAUGH* "he had the most beautiful dreams, of playing in the "
Mrs. A: EVAN, WHAT IS THE MATTER? WHAT IS WRONG
Me: Nothing, I'm fine Mrs. Abramson!
Mrs. A: Okay so, when the baby deer woke up he-
Me: PFFFFF HAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Mrs. A: EVAN, TELL ME WHAT IS GOING ON, THIS INSTANT!
Me: It's just..*snicker* its just *pffff* ....I KNOW WHY THE BABY DEER'S BED WAS WARM!!
Mrs. A: *sigh*...Why was it warm, Evan?
Me: CAUSE HE PEED IN IT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! *class erupts in laughter*
Mrs. A: Evan, go outside and wait for me.
2009- PROFESSOR DIAZ' CREATIVE WRITING 292 CLASS, UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI
*I'm reading a passage out loud in front of the class*
"But the film the blond lady showed wasn't gross at all. It was a cartoon, and it was a very funny, with this wild eyed crazy sperm darti--- PFFFFF AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA