Our generation really FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE when it comes to expressing ourselves eloquently and properly :).
Unless you aren't Jewish/Wealthy/Both, it is clear the Acapulco Spring Break is the watershed of your ability to be a social human being. Furthermore, the higher you stand on couches in the club, the higher you are as a person. With that being said:
A good friend of mine got into an argument with the most Jewish of American Princesses, culminating in her final retort:
"Y'KNOW, IF I HADN'T TAKEN THOSE PICTURES OF YOU (and subsequently tagged them on the Facebook), NO ONE WOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WERE IN ACAPULCO"
DOWN GOES FRAZIER!
Several problems arise with such a seemingly simple statement
1. Apparently, this girl truly believed that the general college population's lack of awareness about my friend's stay in Acapulco was so vile, so detrimental that he had to be legitimized at all costs.
2. Because she was at the helm of this noble operation, this girl truly believed this would shut up my lowly friend and his argument, as if he would then to say:
"EGADS! YOU'RE RIGHT! HOW COULD I EVER BESMIRCH YOUR NAME! THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN FOR CONFIRMING MY EXISTENCE THROUGH FACEBOOK PHOTOGRAPHY"
3. Unbeknown to he and I, it is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY to have a DEFINITE PRESENCE IN THE SOCIAL SCENE WHILE ON A VACATION
See Kids, it's the little things you say that can make even a complete stranger (me) QUESTION HIS EXISTENCE
Next time I see the Pony Tailed Douche, I'll warn him he'd be nothing without my generous and kind beelogging.
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