So today I'm leaving the gym, which is located in Merrick Park (Non-Miami people: think the Americana Manhasset plus Latin men in open shirts doing the shopping instead of Asians)
and I see an old man standing perfectly still. He was your classic South Florida senior:
1. Thick Brimmed Glasses
2. Khaki Shorts pulled up his pectorals
3. Obscurely-branded white sneakers with high dress socks
Because I see an elderly man not moving, I naturally assumed he was having a stroke/heart attack/ cancer fight so I ran over to check his status
Me: What's wrong??
Old Man: shh...
I notice he is staring at two brightly colored birds, nuzzling each-other with their beaks in a loving manner, they almost appear to be kissing
Me: wow... you don't see that too often
Old Man: that's right..sometimes you have to stop and appreciate a little love in the world. it's certainly better than watching the stock market
Me: I'll say.
A shapely young woman walks by quickly, her high heels click-clocking as she walks
Old Man: Don't disturb the two lovers *he smiles at the young woman*
She glances at us and continues her Nazi march to Gucci
Old Man: What a fucking cuntbag
Me: Yeah..fuck that bitch.
THE END
