2.18.2009

MY PARENTS @ AEROBAR

NIGHTLIFE! BOTTLES! MIDDLE-AGED, MYOPIC JEWS WHO STRIVE TO GET A GOOD CREDIT RATING!





Momentsss :)

Props to JAKOB FREE over at Welcome to the Real for his first video post. More lengthy than mine, and definitely more intelligent. But I like my videos like I like my intercourse.

SHORT AND TO THE POINT

Anyways, kinda slow over here at the Life Of Krum. Regardless, the amounts of hits i have gotten is amazing, and I'm really proud.

I was at a club the other week and this kid who had lived on my floor last year in the dorms approached me. I have always been friendly with him, but we neither really hung out nor fell into the same social scene. Eric runs with a very different crew than I, (hint: muscular, not Jewish), which at the UM often leads to a alternate mindset...but whatever. So, we exchanged pleasantries and he introduced me to his girlfriend.

Eric: Hey, tell him (me) what my homepage is!

GF:(inebriated)....KRUMLIFE.........* points to me* YOU!!!

I was touched.
Honestly...
In a nice way ,the kind of way I'm willing to pay 100 dollars to an asian woman for. After only a 15 minute session.

If I can get one kid to read my bullshit every day, and enjoy it, and HE DOESN'T HAVE A DESERT EAGLE PRESSED TO HIS CHIN BY ME AS A I SHOUT EXPLETIVES AT HIM, that's all I need to know that Krumlife is worth it.

I still need money though. American Apparel isn't free, you bastids.

This is thought: NEW DR. DRE FEAT TI & NAS "TOPLESS"

props to 2dopeboyz

Classic Videos 2



Busta Rhymes- Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See

remember when Bussa Bus was creative and fun-loving? and got by chased elephants? remember?



UB40-Can't Help Falling In Love

WHAT? THE GUY WHO SANG RED RED WINE IS WHITE? WHAT???



Tanto Metro and Devonte- Everyone Falls in Love

WOWW..YEAH BROUGHT THAT BACK...song reminds me of the summer..idk why..also...of telling people what i want, what i really really wanna do.



Mr. Big- To Be With You
Not sure when sitting on chairs backwards fell off, but it did. I remember my friends in elementary school telling me thats how you sit "college style" like how kids in college sit. Also this is a great song. But Seriously, College Style



Master P- Make 'Em Say Uhh
Mystikal rapping in the rim= Classic
Also, GIANT GOLD TANK ON A BASKETBALL COURT. What the fuck happened to every rapper in this video?