Props to JAKOB FREE over at
Welcome to the Real for his first video post. More lengthy than mine, and definitely more intelligent. But I like my videos like I like my intercourse.
SHORT AND TO THE POINT
Anyways, kinda slow over here at the Life Of Krum. Regardless, the amounts of hits i have gotten is amazing, and I'm really proud.
I was at a club the other week and this kid who had lived on my floor last year in the dorms approached me. I have always been friendly with him, but we neither really hung out nor fell into the same social scene. Eric runs with a very different crew than I, (hint: muscular, not Jewish), which at the UM often leads to a alternate mindset...but whatever. So, we exchanged pleasantries and he introduced me to his girlfriend.
Eric: Hey, tell him (me) what my homepage is!
GF:(inebriated)....KRUMLIFE.........* points to me* YOU!!!
I was touched.
Honestly...
In a nice way ,the kind of way I'm willing to pay 100 dollars to an asian woman for. After only a 15 minute session.
If I can get one kid to read my bullshit every day, and enjoy it, and HE DOESN'T HAVE A DESERT EAGLE PRESSED TO HIS CHIN BY ME AS A I SHOUT EXPLETIVES AT HIM, that's all I need to know that Krumlife is worth it.
I still need money though. American Apparel isn't free, you bastids.
This is thought:
NEW DR. DRE FEAT TI & NAS "TOPLESS"props to
2dopeboyz