EVERY BASEBALL PLAYER SINCE THE MID-80S MIGHT HAVE TAKEN STEROIDS. SORRY. GET OVER IT. ENOUGH CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS, ENOUGH RETRACTING RECORDS, ENOUGH ASTERISKS.
Do we really need every individual player to come on TV and half-heartedly cry on a couch with soft lighting
First off, I'm sorry, but BASEBALL SUCKS:
1. IT'S SLOW AS FUCK
2. IT'S NOT REALLY GREAT EXERCISE
3. IT REACHED ITS PEAK ABOUT 35 YEARS AGO
The only time baseball attracts national attention anymore is for BULLSHIT like this
I don't care that Tejada lied, I don't care that Clemens is a bitch, I do care that ALOMAR HAS FULL BLOWN AIDS AND IS DENYING IT, RUNNING AROUND FUCKING PEOPLE
This is just another mindless spectacle to get us off REAL ISSUES such as:
Okay, so the media likes to focus on the inconsequential to take our minds off that fact that ONE DAY WE WILL ALL DIE, THE MOB KILLED KENNEDY AND THERE ARE DEFINITELY FUCKING ALIENS
but please News outlets, you can do better
