I HAVE SO MANY SUPER BOWL THINGS TO TALK ABOUT
nope
Don't care, don't relate to the teams....sorry..this is just not that kind of Blog
I'm gonna start doing more skits and shit.
Anyway, the other day, me and my friend Taylor were going to play basketball in the University of Miami's sterling WELLNESS CENTER, among fat girls on Ellipticals, MEATHEADS doing 4-set reps of 400 pounds, there are:
DANCE CLASSES!!! MEEEEE!!
Taylor, a bit more daring than I, (OKAY SO, HE DOESN'T EXACTLY "ATTEND THE UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI AS A STUDENT") immediately suggests we partake in the gaggle of JEWISH GIRLS RHYTHMICALLY SHAKING THEIR ASSES
I was a little apprehensive, but TAYTAY LEAD THE WAY
We enter the room.
SILENCE
ALL EYES ON US
We're greeted by the headset-clad intructuor and the music kicks in
ESTAN TAN LINGA TA TAN RICA TIENSE TREMENDO, CULO!!!!
We're doing kicks, sidesteps and gyrations like I could never fathom in a TAE-BO WET DREAM
and guess what
IT WAS HARD AS FUCK!!
Following a fit, busty Latina's intricate moves, with about 50 BITCHES MORE SKILLED THAN US wasn't exactly easy, but it was A SHIT LOAD OF FUN!!!
So dudes, take a ZUMBA class if you can. I highly suggest it. Many girls were impressed, and some were wet (sweat or gine juice, I DON'T CARE)
