My friend, let's just call him Jake (haha get it, see Post #1) had an interesting sexual encounter over the winter break with an old flame...wait..that term is so gay... a girl he used to fuck..
"So, me and my ex went to Atlantic Avenue and we immediately began to hook up on the dance floor...we go back to her place, I fuck her once, bust, and refractory period be damned, am ready to go again. Just about. I'm at like 75 percent boneration here.... So, she seems to notice that and decides to give me a little jolt. She spreads eagle, legs agape, and starts to finger-pop herself in front of me...and heres the kicker: SHE BRINGS HER FIRST TWO FINGERS TO HER MOUTH AND SUCKS ON THEM LIKE A BABY CALF ON HER MOTHER'S TEAT"
OWWWWWWWW!!!!! *CUE DJ SIREN NOISE*
I love that sound effect. if I could I would have it readily available at all times... right when I bust, make a funny joke, or someone calls me name, "Yo, where's Krum?" BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHHHH
Keep this post open anytime you're about to say something monumental and let the first three seconds blare