6.01.2009

I'm actually loving life

In one day I met Artie Lange, was on the radio, and took a shit that despite my most thorough wiping, left nothing in my asshole.

11 comments:

  1. who is artle lange?

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  2. I think he was on top chef.

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  3. shit on my dick

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  4. lindsey would never write that second comment. but true we dont want to hear the status of your asshole. yes, i read krumlife.

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  5. you don't no me Bianca! You always try to make it that you know all about me. well let me tell you something missy YOU DONT! I AM A UNIQUE AND UNPREDICTABLE INDIVIDUAL!

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  6. well your a dumb bitch and i hope someone does shit all over your dick

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  7. how dare you. you ungreatful BITCH. I wish i never slept with your brother so you could steal his cocaine or sucked out that snake venom from that bite on ure left nipple when we tried to harvest monkeyfeet in the jungle. WE ARE DONE BEING FRIENDS FOREVER

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  8. guys stop fighting. im the only one who gets shit on my dick because i love anal sex!

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  9. it is i, artie lange and i have much shit to put on everyones dicks before i star on top chef

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  10. i wanna put it in ur butt lindsey!!!

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